A Day in the Life of Leagond
As Told by Bella, the Cat

Look at that big goofy looking thing;
Always running to the door
Wagging his tail when Master comes in.
Does he really believe Master likes
It when he leans on her like that?
Does he really imagine that master finds it
Amusing when he runs & jumps around like that?

Look at that big silly looking thing;
Always sneaking up on the couch
When they aren’t home and lying there all day.
Does he really believe they can’t notice
The black hair all over?
Does he really believe the don’t see his
Paw prints in the micro-suede couch?

Look at that big ridiculous looking thing.
He should really try to be more like me.
I am all cute and cuddly
I never do any wrong.